Eeeexcelent...
figured i should probably make an introduction.
u may call me isk or isky hehe
i think i may have to post some JTHM quotes (thats "johnny the homicidal maniac" for the uninitiated). apologies in advance
let the madness commence (i tried to pick some of the less offensive ones this is just a little taste...) 
"These hands!! I can't get them off my wrists!!" –Happy Noodle Boy
“Without fail!! EVERY time I leave my house, it’s as if I’ve given up my every right to be left alone, or treated with respect!!! You flies with your unyielding little minds!!! You think my difference from you is an excuse to ‘comment’ on me, as if I were on DISPLAY for you!!!” –Nny
“I know forgiveness is out of the question. I just ask for what we all ask of the people we respect- That the thought of me does not compel you to violent spasms of projectile vomiting.” –Nny
"LIKE THIS BUG!! This bug that taunts me with its coldness!! I keep killing it and it keeps coming back!!" "You don't think maybe there's more than one bug in this place?" "Don't be silly. Mr. Samsa, I'm afraid I must kill you again. Mocking me with your ... um .. Why did I come down here?"
"Second - Just because we've similar interests does not guarentee you're going to like me! My foot in your ass is a good example of that."
"Accusations! Wicked hoarder of time!! I shall regurgitate no peas!! Hear me shiny rectal tick!!"
(hope i didnt break any fragile little minds hehe)